My (if you ask me) incredibly funny fantasy novel, “Once a Knight,” is currently on sale for $.99 for a limited time. Thrill to the adventures of the Legume brothers, two long-lost siblings who should have stayed lost. They are proof that the Universe has a sense of humor, and we’re the joke.
After Bruce has been exiled from his adopted home in Japan, and Stephen has been exiled from every bar that has a dress code (“No Shoes, no Shirt, no Stephen”), they endure life as pirates, explorers, and male models before riding to the aid of a besieged kingdom which holds the truth behind the Legume Family Secret.
Honestly, if these guys are your only hope, you should just move away and start a new kingdom.
Graffiti on the Walls of Time 